Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
