i may or may not be watching the land before time
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
