break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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