similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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