After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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