i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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