guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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