and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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