Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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