I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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