Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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