Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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