belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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