hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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