just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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