We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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