why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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