I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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