ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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