He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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