After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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