Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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