I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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