How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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