So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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