Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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