Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
