the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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