At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
just found out that she named her cat after me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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