hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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