That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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