He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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