He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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