do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I need a beard to bite.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
