Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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