You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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