Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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