: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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