Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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