So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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