either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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