can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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