Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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