We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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