apparently the secret to your success is patron
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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