it was like his penis was on wheels.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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