Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Randomize
