I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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