Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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