OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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