Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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