Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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