If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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