isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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